Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) Tee
In order to achieve a "Kaki Kessem", there must be no feces on your first wipe after secreting bodily fluids out your bum. If the wiping process exceeds 1 wiping motion, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem" Some Rules: If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem". Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule". Writers opinion: We pretty much all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.