Kaing Family Business tee
The "Kaing Family Business" formerly known as the "KFB" is a parliamentary private military government organization that monitors ways of life all around the world and is probably seeing your jerk-off to gay men as you read this. Members of the KFB are unknown but there are expected to be more than 1,250,000+ militants. Their main headquarters is rumored to be around the east coast of the USA, but is still unknown. Twenty time more powerful than the Illuminati, the KFB performs daily public executions simply for entertainment and is believed to be the ones behind multiple major terrorist attack including 9/11 and the Boston bombing. A hit video game called "VALORANT" is expected to be their favorite past-times. Along with the information I am giving you, your location and IP has been logged and there will be multiple KFB members going to kidnap you within the next 85 hours. You will be thrown into our concentration camps and will be forced to play "League Of Legends" which is a famous torture method used against our adversaries. Goodbye. 194.664.79.20
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!