K Dizzle

AKA kiss-cut nick, cabbage patch skid, malcom in the dizzle, K dizzlar, kernal clink. A guy at work who does fuck all for a large portion of the day and makes out he's working on something super important, when in reality he sat talking about the 80's to someone who's heard the same story 100 times, has a short temper and finds it difficult to apologies for his mistakes, has a strange superiority complex developed over years getting his on way, finds it difficult to move with the times and when drops a clinker it smells like cabbage. Also has a incessant need to patrol the biscuit tin to make sure that no one eats them except for him, complains about people taking holiday and time off for childcare needs because he never had the luxury of this 'back in the day'. Will tell the same jokes multiple times a day expecting everyone to laugh and when they don't he'll be offended. Generally, he can pleasant enough but even think about leaving pizza crust on plate in plain view.