Julia Tee
Julia is #datbitch from hell cuz theres no remorse in cuttin ppl out if you ever do her wrong. Ok, maybe 20% Idk she's busy diddling her skittle to care. Take 2. Julia is the type of person u'll find when ur at the end of ur rope. Why ur both on a rope?? but she'll chat w/you all night if ur down on luck and can't sleep. (CBD gummies help, kids) She'll help u exorcise ur demons but expects u to do the hard work, as she cannot do this for u. She makes a lot of sacrifices for lil in return but doesn't feel lack in any way to make u happy. #unintentionalinnuendo? #freud She can be a lone wolf sometimes cuz she’s exhausted by opportunistic vultures who call her a two-face bitch when the same hypocrites can no longer reap reactions from her. Also, let's not distort facts: If a Julia never got to hung out w/you in person, ur not exactly her friend she's ditched. Don't expect her to pay attention or approach ur ass if u blocked her, attempted to pull one over her, or repeatedly made subtle jabs at her. #nosoftdildosplz Ppl imagine the worst about Julia cuz they're just not in her life & end up taking things so personally. A trip planned months ago = "surprise setup". A selfie = proof of her as a sexually deviant wanton. You ppl WISHED ur salmon & steak dinner wooed u like a sexual deviant wanton. But nah. It's just easier to say, Oh that Julia what a two face. One that launches a thousand ships in my heart and another that makes me rage with erectile projections! ARGGG!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it