juice

Verb: To juice is to squeeze someone’s butt. However, there are many different ways to do so. The standard juice is when you just simply do a grab. Some like to verbalize their actions and say “JUICE!” while doing so, however this is not necessary. Then, there is the ice cream scoop…where you juice someone’s butt like you are taking a scoop of ice cream. The benefit of this, is that you can choose the size of your juice. Maybe you just want a kids cone…or maybe just a sample? The ice cream scoop allows you to have this flexibility. There are many other juices, including the backstroke, breaststroke, softball pitch, the orange juice, the gorilla, the tornado, the jack, and much more. Warning: When juicing one must grab a substantial amount, on ONE cheek. In the past we have had some terrible incidents where people, whom will go unnamed, have either grabbed in the middle or have pinched. These are both VERY BIG MISTAKES and highly illegal in the juicing world. They must NEVER be replicated.