juanita high-school tee
Juanita high-school is a dogshit high-school located in Kirkland Washington As soon as you arrive to the building you won't know where to go because the front doors are locked. The doors to the cafeteria are also locked but you have to enter there so if no one holds the door for you your fucked. Juanita high-school also hosts the Cambridge program. This is a group of goofy ahhh teens who think their better than you because they are love the pain of 16 hours of homework each night and they love taking 6 tests a week. They will not hesitate to absolutely mindfuck you with the amount of homework they have and they will make sure to tell you that you pathetic AP classes are easy. This specimen of children also have 0 social skills, 0 bitches, and 0 gains but they think they have all of these so they'll tell you all about Sally, their anime girl body pillow and how they can bench 85. Juanita high-school also hosts 3 new associate principles this year. Daddy Ryan, who stands there like an npc the entire day, soon you'll start to think his one of those random ass medal polls in the hallway because he never moves. Next we have white Andrew tate, this is the scariest associate principl as he roams the halls, lurking around every corner waiting to collect you. Luckily you can see his gleaming bald head from a mile away. The third one no one knows who he is and we haven't seen him for over a month, he probably got captured by white Andrew tate and is now part of his collection.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!