José Digma
José Digma originated from the Mexican folktale Joe Mamia where Joe Mamia was recruited for a expedition to find and kill José Digma who at the time was unleashing a deadly plague known as ligma. José Digma was located on top of mountain Hairib allsack which is where Joe Mamia was heading. Now at the mountain, to his surprise he found that José Digma had recruited the mercenary Mike Hawk to defend the mountain. He fought hard butt so did Mike Hawk witch left Joe Mamia only one way to beat him witch was with a secret technique called Hellen Keller witch he hoped to use against José Digma butt if he didn’t use it here he would die so he used it to kill Mike Hawk butt now unable to use Hellen Keller again he has to fight José Digma without his secret technique. Two of the other people on the expedition named Yuri Nator and Vi China rushed ahead to fight José Digma butt they were no match for him and were quickly killed butt before they died Joe Mamia used his UNO REVERSE CARD he had gotten from his master Chris P Bacon. To use in only the most dire situations such as this and with it he reversed the ligma being spread all over Mexico and forced it inside of José Digma. José Digma now furious that he had been infected with ligma he killed Joe Mamia. José Digma now with moments left to live do to the amount of ligma that is inside him looked over mountain Hairib allsack and saw all those who had died from the ligma he had unleashed and felt nothing but sorrow as he died of ligma.
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