José
People who have this name pronounced "ho-zay" are generally OK people. But people who have this name pronounced "Joe-zay" are absolute KINGS. You'll remember meeting a "joe-zay" because you probably fell in love with him the moment he opened his mouth and you heard him speak in his unreasonably sexy accent (as he tells you it's actually pronounced "joe-zay". José's tend to be tall (over 6'), tan and muscular with a body that would make a god jealous. They often have no distinct hair or eye color (almost like all hair and eye colors appear at the same time, no identifiable or distinct color showing through). Just when you start to catch your breath after taking in the physical beauty and sexiness of a José, you're awestruck again by their even more perfect personality. José's are the most charismatic people you will ever meet, they tend to be sociable and speak in such a way that makes you feel like the most interesting and important person in the world. José's absolutely radiate a joy and their positive vibe is unmatched. Not only that, but Josés are intelligent. They have a unique and brilliant mind that somehow finds the perfect balance between common sense and openness for adventure. If you encounter a José, you're bound to form an attachment to them that will not only bring joy and happiness into your life, but also restore your faith in humanity and give you the incentive to better your own self. Josés are the greatest people to be born of mortal flesh.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
mine had gay on it. Instant sex.
used it as a cum rag
Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
i love my shirt i made it say sapnap cause yassssssssss
thankyou for all your kind reviews. For everyone complaining about the spelling we was high on the bezamine while writing it so fuck youuuuuu
I love it
ThIs is perfect
The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.
Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!
I love it I bought me and my family some
Glad I had utmost FREEDOM OF SPEECH to express in articulate detail what evv it is the fk i was on a rant about that day. I haven't even received my shirt. I just a few moments ago placed the order. That is how pleased 😄 I am. Fk yeah fk yeah. Very empowering experience. My thoughts turned into type, that made some shi# happen. Having freedom of expression was most definitely...one fk ton of fun. A fk ton can be quantified as exuberance an joy beyond expectation. Fk yeah fk yeah. Awesome>>>
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |