Jorge

A Jorge is someone who looks at his birth certificate wondering which parent managed to get it to say he was born in Oregon. He is a great swimmer, and light on his feet. Someone named Jorge will always radiate confidence, and wear showy tank tops because he likes the attention. Sometimes Jorge gets angry; he was the inspiration behind the cloverfield monster, a being from across the sea that swims ashore and ravages everything. He can only be beaten by large doses of alcohol and short Eastern European women. A Jorge is many things, and all of them are funny. He keeps his intelligence a secret, but he likes to blab. His maturity level ages in the same direction as Benjamin Button. A Jorge is a key, he only fits one lock and only one lock is opened by him. He is a man loved unconditionally and the one for whom I wake each day inspired to make him smile. I hope to marry a Jorge.