Jordan
Oh, by the way, you don't call him daddy do you? Please... Please tell me that you don't. It would be funny if you did. Borderline hilarious. But, it would make me sad... Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |