Jonno Tee
A person of the male gender who is so ridiculously/ extremely hot/ handsome/ good looking that he can make any female wet just by looking at her. Jonnos are known the world over for having the biggest schlongs on average by at least a meter to their closest rivals. Their dongs commonly go by the name of "Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle or Borris The Fur Faced Chicken." They generally have a wingman starting with the letter "B" who is mostly a massive mong with an elfish appearance. Jonnos live for DA BOIZ and follow the rules of "The Bro Code" by the book. You think you're hot?... you obviously haven't met a Jonno yet. They are built like a God and would make Jesus himself cream his pants. They have the rare ability to turn lesbians straight, so watch out Rebecca Black. Jonnos are renowned for their lewse getting abilities and just generally ripping the shit up out of any d-floor which is graced by their presence. Some say that Jonnos are as a whole the greatest football players on the planet, so Ronaldo, Messi and Nico get fucked.
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Customer Reviews
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
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