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(noun) All those jb fans that are obessed with the jonas brothers how to tell if u are blessed with this name.... 1.) You see someone that looks like jb and start to think of questions to aske them... 2.)Your room is wallpapered with posters of only jb 3.) you feel like your gonna die if you dont see the jb on every tour they go on 4.) you buy the same foods they eat because u saw them eat it 5.) you know every youtube made by jb by heart 6.) inside jokes come from jb 7.) you dont go one day without thinking of them (jb) 8.) you have over 50 jb songs on your ipod 9.) your docter has told you that u have been diagnosed with OJD (obsessive jonas disorder) 10.) you get sad when you hear something about diabetes because u are reminded of nick jonas 11.) you can point out which year a photo of them was taken 12.) everything you do always has something to do with jonas brothers 13.) you have seen every picture taken of the jonas brothers 14.) you google the jonas brothers everyday to see if anything is new 15.) you comment jb atleast once a day on myspace or facebook 16.) you have atleast 10 jb shirts 17.)you have called the jonas brothers number once a week 18.) you will buy any magazine if it has jonas brothers on the cover. 19.) Your background for phone, computer and anything else is the jonas brothers 20.) you own coverse because you saw that jb owned them 21.) you bought rayban look-a-likes because jb has them 22.) you started to say poned because they say it 23.) you went and saw jb 3-d concert experience the first day it came out even if it ment to drive 30 miles to go to a mivie theatre 24.) you listen to jb 24/7 25.) you dont care how many people know u love jb 26.) you went and bought the jb cologne they use 27.) when they are guests on tv shows you watch that tv show even if u hate the host 28.) the only reason why u watch disney channel is because of the jonas brothers 29.) your basic necessities are: food, shelter, Jonas brothers, some clothes 30.) you say OMJ instead of OMG
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much

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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |