Jonah

These are things you can recognize a Jonah by: - They're very skinny and look unhealthy like they smoked a bunch of kush blunts instead of sleeping - You also can call them 'Klojonahs' - They usually don't do any kind of sports. - They talk a lot about politics and why you should vote for D66. They will offend you, when you vote for another party. - They have a great sense of humor, but are very close-minded to other people's jokes. - They often do a lot of unsuccessful karate tricks without any reason - They dance when they feel depressive - They will often stare at a wall if they're bored - They usually play a silly game on the computer with three other no-livers. When the holiday is the over they realize how they wasted their free time - They don't know what they want to do in the future, because they have no further interests than brag about Pechtold and talk about how they conquered a piece of land in a game - They don't talk a lot to girls, usually when a girl is very close to them, they look away. - When you joke about them having a relationship with a girl, they become angry