Jon
A Jon is no ordinary man (and we all know men are but flat-chested women who do not menstruate - although scholars still hotly debate if Jons do). A guy is only a Jon if he satisfies ALL three of the following criteria. 1. Believes he be better than everyone else. Eg: (Guy wearing a "I be so much better than you" t-shirt walks by) Wizened old observer: "Kids these days are such Jons!" 2. Possesses a peculiar penchant for shattering glassware. Eg: (A drinking establishment - that sells alcohols) *sound of shattering glass* Weary bartender (who serves alcohols): *sigh* "Guess we have another Jon here today". 3. Has a thing for seagulls (optionally runs a seagull worship cult) Person1: (Stares adoringly at a seagull that flies by overhead) "Is there anything more musical than a seagull's cry?" Person2: (looks worried) "... I know your name is Jon, but I didn't think you'd be such a 'JON' Jon, y'know?"
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The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
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A - Length
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |