johnson & wales university tee
i love my school, even more, i love where my campus is located..... i found out what the 2 giants gray steel doors down the street are for, about 30-40 years ago, providnece was flooded from the naragansett bay, the water covered the whole city about 3-4 feet deep, probably didnt help that half pf providence used to be the bay, but got filled in, but ya know. so they have the doors to control the flooding. hey what a good idea! the only problem is, we are on the wrong side of the doors, lol, great! then ot the north of my campus once stood a salt pile that was easily 150 feet high, just beyond that is a sewage refinery plant, which smells excellent, to the east of us, theres salvage yards, and some docks for cargo ships, and huge tanks filled with methane for who knows what. to the south, we have one of the most polluted bays in the north east, and to the west we are surrounded by the ghetto, litterally. and also to the north east we have about 50 or so gigantic tanks of natural gas. oh! and to top it off, my campus is right in the middle of the number 2 most likely spot for a terrorist attack. thats awesome! i could die at any time! in so many ways!! I FUCKIN HATE THIS GOD DAMN STUPID SCHOOL!!! and thats just the area around the school, dont even get me started about the school itself...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!