Joe

A man who thinks the sun rises and sets with his dick. Although, he does know how to use it, lacks in many other trades in the bedroom. You probably won't be able to carry much of a conversation with him, due to his lack of intelligence and abundance of immaturity. You may look at him from a distance and say, "Yeah, I could fuck him," but once you actually try and vocalize an intrest you automatically bail because you realize that you would rather have sex with the 500 lb man standing next to him WITH a personality. You might think that this is a well rounded person, loves his parents, goes to college, plays sports, but the only thing that is well-rounded about him is the size of his penis. But even his penis lacks in personality 90% of the time. He thinks he is a hardass and will talk a lot of shit, but when a confrontation arises he backs down like a pussy (which he has no clue how to eat). He is scared of commitment, and will treat you like you should give a damn what he says, and that you should do what he tells you, when he tells you. He basically presents a relationship (with a douche-bag) without actually stating that you are in a relationship. He will question you about everything, but Hell-to-the-no will you ask him anything. I often think about him when I am super horny, but then I realize how stupid that thought was and how much I would rather use my dildo. Even my vibrator has a better personality.