Jock Shock Tee
A mixture of leftover Gatorade and vodka. Backstory and origin (based on a true story): After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time. The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color. Enjoy responsibly.
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Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex