Jock
Stupid assholes who get all the popularity in high school. These assholes are present in almost every school and pick on the intelligent people because they think they're numero uno. They usually wear their pants halfway down their ass, listen to garbage rap music, wear caps back to front, play football or soccer and are arrogant, rude, selfish bastards who pick on decent, hardworking people. They always get the girls and go on dates and to parties with them even though they only care about their boobs and butt. They think that their talent in their stupid sports will get them anywhere in life when in actual fact they only will only be able to work at McDonald's, burger king, hungry Jack's and KFC because their too dumb to get a real, decent paying job. They are often high on marijuana and get all high in the corridors at school and beat up or talk shit about whoever walks past them. Outside of school they often do stupid shit like throwing rocks at cars, trashing cafes and hotels in their own gang and walk down the mall with their garbage rap music playing on max blast going " oh look at us were the number 1 gangsta". They get all straight D's or E's because they have an IQ of 0. The attitude they carry is repulsive and when they are adults they usually live in granny flats with $2 left after paying rent.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |