Jim Cramer

Also see “shill, tool, and trash can” as these definitions are also appropriate. Cramer got his start in 1910 after publicly castrating himself in Times Square for thirteen dollars. Jim Cramer is idolized by the boomer generation because he finds very interesting and fun ways for them to lose all their investments. As a former “hedgie” he has a long history of fraud and corruption and he now uses his “shill” tactics to spread “FUD” and to make sure poor people stay poor. Why does he do this? Because he’s sad about being bald and if you wave a dollar in front of his face he will say anything you want him too. It is said that Ken Griffin got him to sit on a dildo through a whole set of Mad Money for 5 dollars in 2016!! Currently there is a war between Jim Cramer and a current breed of investor known as an “Ape.” -See “Ape”