Jestun Tee
A person (always male) who has a short stature, long hair, and a friendly attitude. This man has a very chill demeanor and optimistic outlook, but also has a tendency to overthink things to the point where others (namely friends, family, and coworkers), assume or feel as if he is, or attempting to, procrastinate or avoid his current task. But in reality he is just waiting to begin until he has a general blueprint or design to both efficiently and correctly accomplish his goal. He has also been known to partake in 4:20 ritual traditions. All in all this man is a dependable loyal friend for life, unless you break his trust in which case he can and most likely will become cool distant and detached from caring about the betrayer. If he feels offended hurt or upset enough with this trust breaker, he does become quite vindictive but never acts until least expected then hits them with a very decisive, petty, and very uniquely engineered revenge that will subconsciously target the mental, emotional, and social health of the individual in a way that is comparable to the physical sensation of a long needle slowly being inserted into the base of the skull until it fully enters the brain stem.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex