Jersey Girl tee
A girl that hails from or dresses like they are from New Jersey. These girls usually have very orange "tans", long greasy and teased hair, long and pointy nails, very bronzed faces, overly arched eyebrows, dark, sparkly, or neon makeup, very skimpy and tight dresses, high boots or heels, lots of bling-y or flashy accessories, very large and jeweled purses, super low and tight shirts, thongs sticking out of their pants, fake boobs,and tons of glitter. These girls are usually very thin or very fat, never in- between. They are usually Italian or have a very large family and enjoy being very close to their families. Jersey Girls typically have high- end cars, very out- there personalities, jobs as hair stylists, makeup artists, or other prissy careers, and very fake- sounding or made-up names or nicknames. Jersey Girls often typically go clubbing, drink a lot and smoke regularly, stay out until the wee morning hours, are uneducated or act as if they are uneducated, hook up with strange and various men, are very bitchy and confrontational, get into and start many vicious catfights, make up odd phrases and abbreviations, take a very long time to get ready, believe they are 'hot' even if they aren't, get very drunk and often forget what happened the night before, and, generally, get along better with men.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!