Jelly Bracelets
(N.) Cheap bracelets that used to be fashionable about 2 years ago. Still worn by goths and a few others. Although they are only daft little bracelets, stupid idiots thought it would be good to name them 'shagbands'. And apparently these were the things that you had to do if your bracelet is snapped, or someone snaps it: Black~ Sex Light Blue~ Hand-job Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob Blue~ Blowjob Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus. Yellow~ Big bear hug White~Flash Orange~ petting Purple~Full-fledged make-out session Clear~ Wild-card Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard Silver~Fisting Gold~ Anal Clear Gold with glitter~fingering Clear blue~All of everything Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice. Clear Green~ All Anal Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn. The 'Shagband' thing was pointless and pathetic. No-one in their right mind would do this stuff because of a cheap plastic thing that costs 10p.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.
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Size Guide
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A - Length
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |