Jedidiah Pacific Tueller Tee
(noun) |Jed-i-di-ah Pa-cif-ic Too-ler 1. Commonly referred to as “Jedo” a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the most amazing person to ever exist. Records are broken the day one is born as something previously thought to be impossible becomes true. A Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the picture of perfection and always are since day one. Within one lies a heart so pure even holy ground is brightened by his presence. 2. Famed as one without eyes, though this he greatly denies. Complicated, the story is best left saying that he cannot see. He observes much, and does in fact appear to have eyes. Experts do often refer to them as such, yet many studies have concluded that his tendencies to call people or objects beautiful are but his attempts at chivalry, he cannot actually see the objects of his fascination. Despite this, the spirit of each is free and the sparkle in his eyes is enough to make the stars take note. 3. A humble creature for sure. One will never admit to being perfect in any way other than in a humorous context. 4. An absolute masterpiece of adorableness. Known to cause involuntary swooning and excessive smiling in those lucky enough to be in his presence. 5. A walking embodiment of warmth and joy, capable of turning even the gloomiest days around. Side effects of encountering a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller may include accelerated heartbeat, butterflies, and an uncontrollable urge to shower him with affection. See also: Perfection, Sweetheart, Love of My Life.
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Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it