Jaz

One of the most bad-ass mother fuckers to ever walk this earth. You know you have the right to be Jaz or called Jaz when: 1. You get into at least 11.5 fights a week 2. You get wasted off your ass and never get a hangover 3. You do what you want 4. You can do anything you want better than anyone else can but your usually too lazy to and you don't want to make anyone jealous of your mad skills. 5. Your a fucking ninja 6. Your one hilarious mother fucker 7. You've never lost a fight in your life 8. Your ten feet tall, weigh two-tons, breathe fire, and can eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing