Jarrettsville tee
Jarrettsville-A diminutive town located in rural Harford County, Maryland, consisting of a few small neighborhoods and businesses (Locals sometimes shorten Jarrettsville to J-Ville in verbal or written conversations) Jarrettsville offers: *1 local library *1 elementary school *1 police department *1 volunteer fire department *1 driving educational school *1 liquor store *1 Dry-Cleaning Service *1 DVD/movie Rental *1 Eat-in Restaurant *3 dinner carry-out/delivery businesses *1 Lutheran Church/Day Care Center *1 Hardware Store *3 automobile services *2 gas stations *1 center of Dentistry *1 snowball stand *Jarrettsville recreational fields *Annual Jarrettsville Carnival ...that's about it. Jarrettsville is also located in a portion of Rocks State Park, a forested area featuring many scenic trails for recreational purposes. Warning: Before moving to Jarrettsville, one must be aware of the following: *Jarrettsville is known for its OCD inhabitants who have an annoying habit of measuring their neighbor's grass *Jarrettsville is known for its inhabitants who like to seek out zoning code violations on other properties *Jarrettsville is known for its juveniles who enjoy damaging mailboxes and street signs *In Jarrettsville, there lies the "The Hood"-make sure your kids stay away from it or you may be forced to give them the "Say No To Drugs" and "The Birds & The Bees" lecture again...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!