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Jared is a hardworking individual who values his woman and his children above all else. He enjoys watching TV and taking long naps in his free time. He never hesitates to drop the F Bomb or call you a dumbass but that's just his special way of saying that he loves and cares about you. People that know Jared know that he may or may not have a drinking problem but people that are especially close to him know that he has his reasons for tipping back a bottle the way he does. When Jared gets comfortable with someone he will let loud stinky farts fly and blame it on the cat that wasn't even on the same floor when it happened. Jared might seem like a hard ass but in his heart he is a real genuinely caring man that will always help someone who needs it.. even if it mean that he is going to have to go without. Jared can be a very curious man, but not curious enough to leave the comfort of his spot on the couch to go out and satisfy that curiosity. He secretly has a lot of pain and hurt under his tough outer shell but you would never know that unless you were living in the same house as him and he decided to vent to you after having a bit too much to drink and he was feeling extra emotional. If I'm being truly honest I would day if you have a Jared in your life you should call him up and let him know you care and that you value him as a friend because it's not every day you meet a guy as friendly and goofy as a Jared. Oh yeah.. and as stubborn. Almost forgot that one.

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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi 2019-05-31

good very good worth money!

me 2019-05-09

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith 2019-05-07

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude 2019-05-01

gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting 2019-04-26

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana 2019-04-06

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay 2019-03-27

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 2019-03-08

Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows 2019-03-05

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP 2019-03-05

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson 2019-03-04

Best This is the best shirt I have ever gotten I love it and I definitly recomend it to any friend named Hailie

JimiTheKiwi 2018-12-17

*clap* *clap* MEME REVIEW. this is so amazing, alexa play despacito 9001

Bailey Dodd 2018-12-06

Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...

cynthia 2018-10-13

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