Japanese Pixel Monster tee
The Japanese Pixel Monster, which can be abbreviated to JPM, is a horrendous and despicable creature which lurks throughout the vast majority of the Japanese porn which is available online. This sinister creature only appears as the video is working towards the climax and the genitals of the featured men or women are about to be revealed. It then remains for the duration of the video, constantly looming over your otherwise enjoyable viewing experience. The most heinous aspect of the Japanese Pixel Monster is actually how *little* it blurs out: every part can be identified, and even curvature is distinguishable—nevertheless, the malevolent little pixels serve as a much unwelcome distraction and give the feeling of watching some kind of watered-down softcore porno (even though what you are really viewing is most likely some pretty sick shit). This can often result in a discouraging atmosphere, leaving the once hopeful audience with a chronic case of blue balls for the rest of the night. Evidently, the Japanese Pixel Monster is a product of Japanese censorship laws wherein adult movie theaters are free to show absolutely anything (be it live-action or animated), so long as any genitals are blurred.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!