James

Being a James is a state of being scared of commitment and would usually spend his time lying on his bed and puffing his vape instead of fixing his broken AC. During the thanksgiving dinner, James is seen hiding under the table vaping due to his fear of chicken and his very insipid taste for eggs. This state often involves a constant state of sadness thinking about past relationships (although non-existant b/c he has no commitment) and what could have been. Being a constant topic of gossip for people thinking he gets pussy, but in reality the only thing wet is his pillow from his tears.