JALINDA tee
JALINDA=A HOTTIE HUMBLE RICH GIRL WHO IS A GENIUS AND WHO LOVES JESUS AND HATES INSECTS AND THE SONG KILLING ME SOFTLY! IF IT WAS UP TO HER SHE WOULD CREATE HER OWN MAGICAL WORLD WITHOUT SINS VIOLENCE ABANDONMENT OR NEGLECT NO EVIL OR DEVILS AN INTELLEGENT WORLD WITH SHIMMER LIGHTS BEAUTIFUL TASTES AND SMELLS WATER WILL ALWAYS BE CLEAR AND FEAR WOULDNT EXSIST BECAUSE PAIN WOULDNT EXSIST NO DEATH SICKNESS OR DYING NO JEALOUSY NO WEAPONS NO LAWS NO COPS NO ABUSE OF POWER NO LYING STEALING OR DECEIPT A WORLD OF ART EXPRESSIONS FUN AND MUSIC WITH EVERY CHORD LIGHTING UP SMELLING AND TASTEING WOW NO FAT NO UGLY NO STINK NO RUST MOLD MILDUE OR ASBESTOS NO DEGENERATEING NO NASTY NO MORBID CHAOS ONLY HAPPY JOY AND BUSY IS HOW MY WORLD THRIVES NO COMPETITION BECAUSE EVERYBODY WILL FEEL AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL EVERYBODY WILL ENTERTAIN SELF IN THEIR OWN LITTLE WORLDS NO DELUSIONS OR DEPRESSION NO MENTAL ILLNESS NO PHYSICAL ILLNESS NO FORCING DEITIES OR SPIRITS NO LONLINESS NO EMOTIONS EXPRESSIONS OF GREAT HAPPINESS PEACE AND LOVE FOR SELF NO PUNISHMENTS NO JAIL NO WANTING TO CAUSE HARM TO ONESELF OR ANOTHER ONLY CONTENTMENT WITH GREAT SATISFACTION
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!