Jackbarakatitus

A mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around Jack Barbakat. In some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely death. Symptoms may include: - Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day) - Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch - Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat - Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat - Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times - Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat - Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit) - Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day - Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted) - Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat - Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added) - Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple - Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear) - Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him