iPhone

An electronic status symbol purchased by mute lemmings who would rather listen to (and sometimes you can hear) music blurting from headphones, rather than speak to people. This zombie purchased piece of electronic gadgetry is quite often mistaken for a phone even though you rarely see people talking on it. Text and instant message is the most common form of communication for the socially inadequate people who have low self esteeem who buy it, just so they can have a topic to communicate to other people about.