Internet Theory

The theory consists of 3 main Sections: 1. You are a virgin. No matter who you think you are, or what you think you do outside of the internet, you are a virgin, any attempt to deny it makes you a gay virgin. 2. You have never won a football championship. Similar to S(1), you will never amount to anything, and any attempt at suggesting you have any sort of athletic talent is a complete fallacy, you are a lonely nerd. 3. If you are playing videogames and are older than 18, you're a 'no-life'+(s)1+(s)2. Seriously, it doesn't matter if you're in school to become an engineer, lawyer, neurobiologist etc, if you're playing a videogame at this age, whether it be with your old pals during study week, there's no way you will not be living on the street