Interfy

1) in-ter-fahy vb. (rhymes with apple-pie) The forceful insertion of one body part into another. Usually used as a form of demonstrating class distinction or superiority of some sort. Though all forms are technically acceptable, many styles prefer that one or more of the aforementioned parts be implied. -- 2)in-ter-fee n. (rhymes with climb-a-tree) A state in which any interfying (hereafter: interfication) occurs. note: it is worth mentioning that all forms of this word usually imply a mess is being made, one which nobody is willing to clean. The cleaning of said mess might require that one threaten another with interfication.