indianapolis

A sorry ass town in Indiana that: 1. Has alot of cornfields 2. Is boring as hell 3. Has a building (chase Tower) look like a penis w/ antennas 4. Looks like a giant suburb in search of a city 5. Has alot of Cocky, arrogant Jocks and ignorant wiggers 6. Has alot of redneck, white-bread, chicken shit maw fauckas 7. Has alot of stupid, white, backstabbin whores 8. Has mean black girls 9. Has raggidy ass roads 10. Has a football team that can never make it to the superbowl 11. cheated it's way into the top 20 largest U.S. cities 12. is not really a major city 13. thinks they're better than Chicago 14. has people who large pick-ups and/or SUV's that speed down the freeways at 90 MPH 15. has no streetlights or sidewalks 16. Has a small downtown with nothing to do 17. Has over-reactive cops that thinks someone will crash an airplane into their small buildings or nuke their cornfields 18. Has a bunch of old, tore up ass houses that make westside chicago houses look new 19. Is full of pussies 20. Can go to hell 21. People even in Chicago don't know exists