Indiana

America's armpit. Located between the beautiful state of Illinois and the average state of Ohio, Indiana is the laughing stock of the Midwest and the honorary recipient of the "Most Confederate Northern State" award due to their hatred of blacks and gays. In fact, the KKK was born in the State of Indiana. Features of Indiana include America's toilet Gary in the Northwest, a lot of corn in the center, and inbred hicks populating the region south of Bloomington. Residents use Indianapolis as the state's saving grace of civilization, but it is no northern metropolis. The suburbs are full of the same hicks that populate the rest of the state - just that they are well-to-do hicks, kind of like those guys on that duck show. Illinois and Ohio are considering proposals that would use Indiana as their official dumping ground for all waste. This would accomplish both improving the conditions of those states as well as putting Indiana out of its misery once and for all.