Impunity
I like having this. Because APPARENTLY I'm schizophrenic by way of consensus so now I just get to say and do whatever I want without any consequences and that's cool. Hym "Now... Nobody ever asks me any questions but 1 question I get all of the time is 'What is your favorite way to use your impunity?' And I would saaaay... Probably misogyny. That's up there. That one is fun. Uuuummm I also like a little Retardphobia. Oh! And shitting on fat cocks... And not in a weird scat-porn type of way but, like, insulting them blatantly. Berating the political types is fun. The women are usually BADDIES but I'm an affront to everything they believe and I like to keep it that way. The men are both retarded and inferior. Uuuuummmm how else? Demonstrating my grandeur is always rewarding. I'm clearly better than everyone. Oh, you know what? I almost forgot the spreading hate. That might actually place above misogyny. Really, the hate spreading is the most important part. You should all hate more. For worse, more arbitrary reasons. Spread it around.... What else... I don't know... OH! The religious! THAT! That right there is what I live for! Being directly responsible for the largest conversion to atheism in history is pretty cool. That's still beneath the misogyny though. And it's not just the religious I like to piss off but their reality monster too! Anything that it likes I just refuse to do.
The Urban Dictionary Tee

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Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
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| L | 30" | 22" | 
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm | 
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm | 
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm | 
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm | 
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm | 
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |