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IISHBANGDIIDLE Tee

he acts like a dad, its kind of sad because he doesn’t have a mom, everyone picks on him its hard for him to get along, he smokes the finest green from a bong, he likes sucking dick he just sounds so wrong, your momma your momma that’s all he says, he cant even get a bitch in his bed, he smells like shit sort like he is dead, he sucks a lot of cock and it goes all to his head, tats cover his arms because he cant even cope with life, smelly ass red neck get out of my sight, little ass man cant even fight, hes in bed by midnight, he gots a dog that named shaboodle, he likes to play with his little noodle, hes half cat and part poodle, on his free time he loves to doodle, I got my tubes tide call me a female, I shot blanks but no guy can tell, dry humb my ass, it might hurt but I wont take a hall pass, 5 fingers in my hole, fuck me hard fuck my sole, if u get crabs im not the one to blame, wants you fuck me you will not be the same, its cloudy outside but I will make it rain, call me the big daddy kain, my dick so small its such a shame, gears of war is the one to blame, where are our frags, im always host I never lag, im ishbangdidle and im a fag, modded controller it never jams, 250 dollars out of my hands, fuck these bitches I don’t need a clan, I don’t need anything else but my ham, 10 bullets in you and youll scream god damn, I fuck your mom hard, her pussy looks like pam, she calls me her number one fan,

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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