Idiocite
A female between the age of thirteen and eighteen who exhibits the following characteristics: - Corrects people's already correct grammar - Wears bronzer that is far too dark for her skin - Wears midriff-baring tops to events such as funerals and children's birthday parties - ALWAYS, ALWAYS wears fringed moccasin boots - Says things like "I'm very politically involved. I've been watching the presidential elections every two years since I was little!" - Thinks that she can twerk - Takes a huge number of selfies - Wears "Viva la Juicy" by Juicy Couture Idiocites travel in large herds, and their approach is often heralded by the tell-tale 'swish-swish' of the fringes on their mocassin boots. Avoiding Idiocites is an acquired skill, and can only ever be truly accomplished by constant vigilance, and avoiding the following areas: - Starbucks - High school girls' bathrooms - Sephora - Steve Madden outlet stores - Under 21 clubs
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |