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Lots of dinosaurs looked kinda gross, but this one really took da prize! Alphabetical Ickthyosaurusses: Bickthyosaurus: Disgusting 'cuz he puffed cigarettes (wonder if dat's where da myth 'bout da fire-'n'-smoke-snortin' dragons came from?) Brickthyosaurus: More sensible than da Strawthyosaurus or Stickthyosaurus when constructing a dwelling for himself Chickthyosaurus: (1) Hatchling of a Henthyosaurus, or (2) A comely female dinosaur dat da horny individual in da second definition down was always havin' da hots for Clickthyosaurus: A lazy dino dat just used a remote or mouse for extended periods Dickthyosaurus: Ill-tempered reptile wif former-Prez RMN's first name who was always arrogantly showing off "Jumbo" like also-ex-Prez LBJ Flickthyosaurus: An edgy twitchy-eared dinosaur Hickthyosaurus: Any "backwoods" dinosaur dat is unfamiliar wif da finer points of etiquette in da "high-toned, high-society" circles of fellow reptiles Kickthyosaurus: A muscular dino wif large powerful hind legs Lickthyosaurus: A dino who loved lollipops and ice-cream cones Nickthyosaurus: Ancient reptile wif lots of tiny indentions in its hide Pickthyosaurus: Da "top expert" among da ancient reptiles who would always be selected whenever a splinter or other epidermic boo-boo had to be carefully extracted Prickthyosaurus: How all of da ancient-world reptiles viewed da unfortunate designated vaccine-administering member due to his having to painfully "stick it to them" wif his syringe

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