Houma

1. A small city / large town in Louisiana with a ton of Walgreens and banks, but a small amount of hospitals and residential areas. 2. A place where the west side dominates so widely over the east that the east side may as well not exist. 3. A place where, when you drive through, you feel like you've accidentally walked in to a time machine, taking you twenty years backward. 4. A place where wannabe gangs think their graffiti looks good, as though they've never seen New Orleans. 5. A place where lawyers coexist with unemployed people who live in boxes. 6. A place where pants really are on the ground. 7. A place where, no matter what, you must be at church. Catholic church.