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Eli's mom had sent him to Mandy's house to get some eggs. He casually walked up her front porch steps and knocked on the door, waiting patiently. Soon enough, Many opened up the door. She was wearing nothing but a bright pink bikini. Her hair was damp and slightly curled. She held a towel near the nape of her neck, attempting to ring the rest of the water out. "What's up?" she asked. Eli shrugged, brain frantically concentrated on staring at Mandy's blue eyes and not on anything lower. "My mom sent me to get some eggs." She nodded. "Okay, well come on in let me find some." It didn't take her long to take the container from Eli's hands and fill it up with half a dozen eggs. "While you're here," she said, "Do you think you could do me a favor?" "Uh sure, what is it?" "I need help putting on my tanning lotion." Eli took some of the lotion and began to smooth it over her soft, tan back. Just when he thought he was done, she turned around to face him, still holding her hair up, waiting expectantly. So, he smoothed some more lotion over her abdomen and over her shoulders. "You missed a spot," she said. She took Eli's hand and placed it on her breast. He felt himself get hard, but he said nothing. He held the fabric of her bathing suit back as he massaged the lotion all over her breasts. She wrapped her arms around him and began kissing slowly up and down his neck. Mandy took his face in her hands and made out with him passionately. "You missed a spot."
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
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Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex