Horny Tee
My best friends Hannah, Jordyn and I were having a sleepover that night. We invited all of our crushes, who happened to be bestfriends. Sam, Ryan and Tyler We played truth or strip. The first two people fully naked had to makeout. The game went on until the first two people naked were Me and Jordyn. I leaned in and gave her a long kiss. We made out in front of everyone for a few minutes. We then stopped, and Hannah admitted to Ryan that she had feelings. Jordyn and I decided it was necessary for us to do the same. Sam came and whispered “lets fuck baby”. He pushed me against the wall and started kissing me each kiss more passionate. Then he started to go down my neck all the way to my tits. Jordyn and Tyler started making out. Hannah was giving Ryan a blowjob. Sam took off his boxers revealing his massive erect 9” dick. I started kissing and licking it. He was about to cum, but then he pulled out. He fingered me while licking my clit. God it felt so good. We then 69ed for a few minutes and he came in my mouth. He then moved to my tight pussy. He said “R u sure?” “YES GIVE IT TO ME” I said. He slowly put it in and started to slowly thrust his hips, each thrust going faster and harder. A few min later I rode it like a cowgirl moving forward,back and up and down. My pussy was full of cum. Each duo was fucking at the same time. We did doggy style at the same time to see who would cum first. We continued fucking and playing games all night till we all passed out exhausted.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨