Horny Tee
You will feel horny after reading this… One day I was out on the street and I saw my crush. He was looking so fucking sexy in his shorts and no top. I went up to him and I saw the bulge of his 9” dick in between his legs. He came up to me and said ‘do you wanna go somewhere?’ And i said yes. We went to a bar later that night and he looked at me with those amber eyes and took me into a deserted corridor. All I could look at was his fat dick peeking out of his pants. He saw me looking and began to take my top off. I got the idea and slipped my fingers into his trousers and felt his cock and he sucked my nipples like there was no tomorrow. He took my shorts off and my knickers and rubbed his dick against my wet pussy. I gasped as he locked his mouth to mine and fucked me harder than I had ever been fucked before. I exclaimed ‘FUCK ME FUCK ME ‘ and his dick was wedged in my vagina and I rode his cock like a horny cowgirl. He licked my pussy and I screamed in delight as he sucked it and sucked it. I took his dick and placed it in my mouth and sucked it just like he had done to my wet pussy a few minutes before. He took his fingers and shoved them in my g-spot and i sprayed so much. I had an orgasm and he did too, knowing from the breathy gasps I find so sexy and I was so horny I fucked him again and again until I was dying. He licked my pussy and sucked my nipples and I ran my wet, wet pussy all over him.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex