Horny
Horny~When you want to have sex. My lustful eyes watched as Max walked into the bedroom, a bulge in his pants. He made his way over to me, who lay sexily naked on the bed. He began fiercely making out with me. His enticing lips smashed against mine and his tongue explored all of my mouth. Our tongues danced against one anothers. He finally pulled away and began taking off his pants. His 9 inches sprung out and I began drooling at the thought of how could it felt when his hard, massive dick fucked me hard in the pussy. I suddenly pushed Max onto his back, and lowered myself carefully into his huge cock. I was dripping wet, so I slipped onto him with ease. I moaned and quivered in pleasure as he easily touched my g-spot. I began bouncing on his dick, while rubbing at my clit. I fastened the pace until I was furiously bouncing into his dick while daddy bucked his hips to ram himself even more into me. “Mmn! Harder!” I moaned out. My cunt was so wet, and my juices were dripping down Max’s big cock. Daddy began to ram himself harder into me and I began quivering as he hit my g-spot with every thrust. The pleasure took control of my whole body and I knew I was close to orgasam. “Faster daddy! I’m gonna cum all over your big cock!” I moaned. I pulled and pinched at my pink nipples for even more stimulation and I suddenly squirt out— far. I lay there on my bed, still shaking because of the intensity of the orgasam. Daddy then came onto my big tits and I smirked up at him.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |