Horny Tee
The sensation you'll experience after you've read this Emma is at a frat party with friends. She is downing a beer and feeling very wet and horny. She is staring at a tall, handsome young man. Tony. She imagines him inside of her, how his sculpted arms would hold her and his well-built hips would thrust. "Excuse me," she says to her friends. She winks at Tony, and he walks toward her. They second they step into his room, his mouth is on hers and he's backing her into a wall. He pins her arms above her head and leans in deeper. Their lips part, and their tongues meet. The kisses grow more insistent, and then Tony plants kisses along her neck and yanks down her top to kiss her shoulder. Soon, he is laying on the bed in his boxers, while she dancing seductively above him in a bra and thong, leaning down so her double-d breasts spill out of her bra. Then she squats, showing off her huge ass. She crawls slowly towards Tony and removes his boxers, running her fingers along his 8" dick, which is rock hard and erect. His fingers are busy at her back, unclasping her bra. Her tits are big and beautiful, and he flips her over so he's on top, then starts to lick them, which makes Emma even wetter and tons more horny. He goes slowly at first, around and around. Then the licking turns into insistent, passionate kisses, then bites. Her tits grow even bigger with every nibble, and he keeps going until they are bright pink.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.