hooligan Christian
She told me that my dick's not very long So I wrote this song, so you can sing along Errybody knows why I've been gone 'Cause she thought I had a big schlong We need some medication (Bitch) A little dedication This shit's too real My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals (Go) Verse 1: Hooligan Christian Hooligan Christian (Brrr) Walking down the halls (Woo, woo) Dick so small (Okay), piss all on my balls (Ouch, ouch) I can't tell if I'm hard or soft (Yeah) She says I'm great like the Chinese wall (Ching-chong) Your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (Okay, okay) I said hell nah, bitch, just get your hands off (Okay, okay) Ah shit, drippin' like a faucet Go to the bank, make a deposit (Woo) Negative 32 bucks in my wallet, but back to the topic Walk it or talk it Verse 2: Dylan Polley Suckin' my dick in the bathroom the bitch wanna suck on my nut Eating that booty like pudding and riding this dick till I bust (Ayy, ayy) She said she tasting my sauce, ayy (Sauce) She said she sucking my balls, ayy Feeling her love for my closet, ayy She making my dick fall off, ayy Making my dick fall off, yeah Come and jump off of my cock, yeah My boys and we got small cocks, yeah Condom is gonna fall off, bitch Filling me up and I'm slowing it down and that bitch wanna give me the crown (Crown) Fucking it up and I got a small dick in that bitch and it's making her frown (Bitch) Chorus: Coope She told me that my dick's not very long
The Urban Dictionary Tee
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍
mine had gay on it. Instant sex.
I love my NIckIsBum T-Shirt, it is very comfortable.
used it as a cum rag
Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
i love my shirt i made it say sapnap cause yassssssssss
Best This is the best shirt I have ever gotten I love it and I definitly recomend it to any friend named Hailie
So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
it was really good i put dad with the def of tfu and lol
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |