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1. He thinks your name is "Wondermike" 2. Is the captain of the gravy train 3. Keeps his best foot flowered 4. Anything beats breaking up with him 5. Is just a friendly reminder 6. Thinks he won the powerball 7. Calls Toons "Poo-oooons!" 8. Pronounces Games as "James" 9. Wants Kelsey Grammer to do the Characters 10. Thanks you for pointing to the downloads 11. Aproves that the store is a legitimate business 12. Voted Carmel Corn for president 13. Rocks the Opera 14. Is the human weggie 15. Is a trendy tote bag 16. Thinks a "g" is a healthy piece of real-estate 17. His favorite song is "Stave it off 1-2-3" 18. Boogies down in the replacement world 19. Is forever Strong Bad's girl 20. Announces when it's time for tasteball 21. Directed the play "Butts Twelve by Pies" 22. You gotta get yours, he's gotta get his 23. Was just in time for the murder mystery 24. Thinks Strong Bad's name is "Reggie" 25. Thinks Strong Sad is a Rinocerus 26. Was raised by a cup of coffee 27. 'Twas the pride of the peaches 28. Is a song from the 60s 29. Only cries on the inside 30. Is saving the best for last 31. Is hated by Strong Bad 32. Was hit with the "heavy lourde" 33. Collects alms for the Pudgy each Decemberween 34. Thinks you're a real state-trooper 35. He blew it man, and lost his touch 36. He does what he's told 37. Is open for interpretation 38. Is the ghost of Christmas past 39. Will gladly pay you today for some candy today 40. Is the original ladies man 41. His favorite halloween treat is a wrench 42. He'll eat a treat if you make sure it's sweet 43. He thinks Bubs' name is "Tubs" 44. Strong Sad shanked his Jenga Jam 45. Is a million ladies tall 46. Marzipan gave him flowers in the hospital 47. He tried to scare Marzipan with wailing 48. Hosted the I'm Creepin'&I'm Creepin'&I'm Creepin Party 49. Thinks happy T is the thrill of a lifetime 50. Wants to know when we can start the Jeffersons
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |