Homoaversive Tee
The correct way of calling out or idenitfying an individual whom is opposed to homosexuality. Three Men Walk Into A Bar Randy: Hey Earl, Why didn't you want to give Jim-Bob a hug earlier, you know he's gay; are you Homophobic? Earl: No Randy... I dont have an irrational fear of Jim-Bob, so I'm not Homophobic- he just makes me a little uncomfortable sometimes! Randy: Well then, if you arent afraid of him then why have you been avoiding him all night? Earl: Hmm, Randy, I thought about it and suppose it's because I'm HOMOAVERSIVE. Now I'm going to go and talk to that gorgeous blonde girl over there! Have fun hanging with Jim-Bob! Randy: Alright smartass, when you bring her back here the next round of drinks are on me! Jim-Bob: "Haaay Raandy! MR. MAN! Did you watch me sing YMCA and strut my stuff in daisy dukes dancing in these cowboy boots! Wooo-Hoo!" Earl: ... (He's busy making out with the gorgeous blonde) Randy: Damn it Earl, you Homoaversive Hunk, You always get the girl, and I never do! Guess I'm buying the next round of drinks.. Jim-Bob: Yoooouu-Hoooo! Raaandy! BIG BOY! I hooope you REMEMBERED my Apple Martini's! Randy: (Does the robot approaching Jim-Bob, smiling, holding an Apple Martini in each hand) The lights go down low on the dance floor while DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO begins to play ...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..