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Friends: Never asks for anything to eat or drink Homies: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food Friends: Would bail you out of jail Homies: would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Lets do it again!" Friends: Won't laugh at you. Homies: Will embarrass your Ass when everyone is around! Friends: Has never seen you cry Homies: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down. Friends: Asks you to write down your number. Homies: Have you on speed dial Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. Homies: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." Friends: Only knows a few things about you Homies: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing Homies: Will kick the ASS of the enitre crowd that left you. Friends: Would knock on your front door Homies: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME" Friends: Know some of your embarrassing moments... Homies: Are next to you making them! Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone Homies: They already know not to tell... Friends: Are only through highschool Homies: They are for life Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough Homies: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste good shit!" Friends: Will leave you in a ditch Homies: Will drag you out of the ditch and laugh at your ASS later! Friends: Would ignore this letter Homies: Will send this this back to the person who sent it to u!
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |