HME Tee
HME is the acronym for Hot mess Express. A Hot Mess Express is a group of girls who are entirely too slutty and have the worst reputations on campus. Basically they have sex with any guy who has a penis. This includes; teachers for A's, geeks so they can type their papers and do homework for them, frat boys for beer, other girls boyfriends, other boys who are talking to girls, store owners for free clothes (not nice ones, stores such as Rainbow, Body Shop, Fashion Bug, Rave, and any other cheap chinese or african american clubware store). If a guy turns them down from Rainbow they will most likely shop lift their shit from fashion bug. When one sleeps with a girl from the HME he immediatly is on the train for life (thats why we refer to it as an express). The whoriest of the HME will be the caboose (for obvious reasons) and the leader of the group that is the conductor is basically the pimp who whores the other whores out. Do not be confused, the conductor is still a whore herself, but she instructs the others to target prey.
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Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex